Archive - The Scorpio Room

🐐👗🧈 BLACK PHILLIP 🧈👗🐐

"Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress?"

Jun 3 •

May 2025

THE VERY HUNGRY METAPHOR

i'm no better than any other writer.

May 21 •

FREE COMIC BOOK DAY SALE!

The High Holy Day

May 3 •

April 2025

SAY "HELLO, DARKNESS" this FREE COMIC BOOK DAY

it's me and Chloe Brailsford, we're your old friends

Apr 24 •

RICHMOND TO SARASOTA TO KRAKOA

do you think there's a Green Lagoon EXPRESS at the Krakoa Airport?

Apr 6 •

March 2025

FICTION: DOGSIDE

can a werewolf survive a terrible fast food shift?

Mar 13 •

February 2025

The SACRIFICIAL LAMB

art, for art's sake

Feb 26 •

HOW I TAUGHT A ROCK STAR TO USE THE SOCCER MOM APP

the most pinteresting woman you know

Feb 11 •

January 2025

On MEGALOPOLIS, TWIN DRAGON ENCOUNTER, and The Virtue of Ignorance

if your name is francis ford coppola, don't read this one

Jan 16 •

NEW CALENDAR, NEW YEAR, SAME YOU (thank god)

you can make changes if you want, but please stay you

Jan 7 •

December 2024

The Miss Universe National Costume Pageant 2024

a gift to me, from me, for you to read

Dec 11, 2024 •

get it, like a cat would have

Dec 4, 2024 •

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